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I'm so miserable without you, it's almost as if you were here.
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11-06-2010 02:40 by
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If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?
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02-10-2014 18:40 by
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why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable... Like a coma.
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11-06-2010 01:39 by
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My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I sh*t you knot."
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01-16-2014 20:52 by
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When I have kids i`m going to make them watch the 2012 movie & tell them, "Yup, I survived that!" ...
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02-10-2012 09:11 by
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I’m so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members.
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02-13-2014 18:57 by
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HOW DOES A PERSON WITH EPILEPSY INTERPRET "CARPE DIEM"?
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10-26-2010 12:09 by
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Fact: 69% of people will find something dirty in every sentence.
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06-01-2016 06:18 by
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